Thursday, 17 September 2009

अकाउंटिंग के अध्यापक का प्रेम पत्र

नए नए Accounting के प्राध्यापक
स्वयं के प्यार में हिसाब किताब भर बैठे
और उसी से प्रभावित होकर ये गलती कर बैठे
की सारा का सारा मसाला
दिल की बजाय, दिमाग से निकाला
और ये पत्र लिख डाला
लिखा था -
प्रिय ! मैं जब भी तुमसे मिलता हूँ "Share Premium" की तरह खिलता हूँ
सचमुच तुमसे मिलकर यूँ लगता है
गुलशन में नया फूल खिल गया
या यूँ कहूं, किसी उलझे हुए सवाल की "Balance Sheet" का "Total" मिल गया
मेरी जान जब तुम शरमाती हो
तो मुझे "Profit & Loss" के "Credit Balance" सी नजर आती हो
तुम्हारा वो "Income Tax Officer" भाई जो "31 st March" की तरह आता है
मुझे बिलकुल नहीं भाता है
उसकी शादी करवाकर घर बसवाओ
वर्ना घिस-घिस कर इतना पछतायेगा
एक दिन "Bad Debt" हो जाएगा
और कुछ मुझे भी संभालो "Fixed Asset" तरह जिन्दगी में ढालो
अपने "Scrap Value" के नजदीक आते माँ बाप को समझाओ
किसी तरह भी मुझे उनसे मिलवाओ
उन्हें कहो तुम्हे किस बात का रोना है
तुम्हारा दामाद तो खरा सोना है
और तुम्हारा पडोसी पहलवान जो बेवक्त हिनहिनाता है
उसे कहो मुझे "Live Stock Account" बनाना भी आता है
"Higher Accountancy" की किताब की तरह मोटी
और उसके अक्षरों की तरह काली
वो मेरी होने वाली साली जब भी मुस्कुराती है
मुझे "Risky Investment" पर "Interest Rate" सी नजर आती है
सच में प्रिय दिल में गहराई तक उतर जाती हो
जब तुम "Suspense Account" की तरह मेरे सपनों में आती हो
ये पत्र नहीं मेरी धड़कने तुम्हारे साथ में हैं
अब मेरे प्यार का "Debit-Credit" तुम्हारे हाथ में है
ये यादें और ख्वाब जब मदमाते हैं
तो जिन्दगी के "Trial Balance" बड़ी मुश्किल से संतुलन में आते हैं
जानता हूँ मुझसे दूर रहकर तुम्हारा दिल भी कुछ कहता है
मेरे हर आँसू का हिसाब तुम्हारी "Cash Book" में रहता है
और गिले शिकवे तो हम उस दिन मिटायेंगे
जिस दिन प्यार का "Reconcilation Statement" बनायेंगे
और हाँ ! तुम मुझे यूँ ही लगती हो सही
तुम्हे किसी "Window Dressing" की जरूरत नहीं
मुझे लगता है तुम्हारा जहन किसी और आशा में होगा
"Auditing" सीख रहा हूँ,
अगला ख़त और भी सरल भाषा में होगा
मैंने "Slip System" की पद्धति दिमाग में भर ली है
और तुम्हारे कॉलेज टाइम में लिखे एक सो पच्चीस लव लेटर्स की "Auditing" शुरू कर दी है
अब समझी !
मैं तुम्हारी जुदाई से "Insolvancy" की तरह डरता हूँ
मेरी जान मैं तुम्हे "Bonus Shares" से भी ज्यादा प्यार करता हूँ
तुम्हारी यादों में मदहोश होकर जब भी "Board" पर लिखने के लिए "Chalk" उठाता हूँ
"Ledger Performa" की जगह तुम्हारी तस्वीर बना आता हूँ
मैं तुम्हारे अन्दर अब इतना खो गया हूँ "Non Performing Asset" हो गया हूँ
अब पत्र बंद करता हूँ कुछ गलत हो तो "अपवाद के सिद्धांत" को अपनाना
कुछ नाजायज़ हो तो "Money Measurement Concept" से परे समझकर भूल जाना
"Consistency" ही जीवन का आधार होता है
और जिन्दा वही रहते हैं जिन्हें किसी से प्यार होता है
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53 comments:

sandeep sharma said...

kya love letter likha hai...
maza aa gaya...

Arun said...

Thank you very much sir....... for appreciation....

ssimran said...

It is really good....

GAURAV GUPTA said...

it was good love letter by an accounts teacher....poem is really good....i will also take some suggestions from this poem hw to write love letter

DeAdLyGaBrU said...

sir ji great poem aap hi hamari inspiration ho

Manoranjan Mishra said...

just amazing...keep it up mittalji

rajni chhabra said...

taazgee se bhera,gudgudataa hua luv letter.unique!

Dr.T.S. Daral said...

इस कविता ने तो अकाउंटेंसी की नोलेज बढा दी. अच्छी गुदगुदाती रचना.

HIMANSHU SHEKHAR PATI TRIPATHI said...

bahut mast love letter hai............accounts jisko nahi aati wo bhi isko padh kar seekh sakta hai.............accounts ke pyar me Ghus sakta hai.

riya said...

Awesome love letter..............

Rajiv Kumar Bhatia said...

arrey arun uncle kiska love letter chura liye. Maza aa gya padhke, kuchh ek accounting terms bhi clear ho gai, bahut bahut badhai ho ................RKB (Rajiv Kumar Bhatia)

geravineet said...

Very good. keep it up. nice accounting .........

best of luk.

Regards,

Vineet Gera

gourav kumar said...

Kya khub likha hai haal dil ek account premi ka/ par jawab kya aaya wo bhi to likhye arun ji

Regards:
Gourav Arora

Ravi said...

IT's very nice Love Letter Sir........

manu said...

padh to daali hai bhaai ji..
par poori tarah samjhne ke liye kisi C.A. yaa accountent ko dhoondh rhaa hoon..

taaki iskaa pooraa majaa liyaa jaa sake....

Surya said...

kya baat hai sir waise ye kavita likha kisne hai i mean aapne...love ko accounts ke form me batane ka is se achha way to ho ho nahi sakta.

priyanka said...

tabhi aaapsde koi nai pat rahi....ha ha ha ha....lagey laho...kisi finance wali ko hi patao..;)

Raj said...

bakwaas, ekdum ghatiya..... it was untolerable, did not even read it completely, it was so boring, i think u have copied it from someone and it is not your own, i am surprised how can anyone appreciate cush crap???

Aparna Mathur said...

Amazing amalgamation f poetry n acountacy sir.. only a genius lyk u cn make it sound so simple... yet so hilarious n xpressive...

Aparna Mathur said...

amazing amagamation f poetry n accountancy sir.. only a genuius lyk u cn make it so hilarious, rhy, and seem simple at d same tym...

neeraj malik said...

wakai mein adbhut parantu sajeev rachna hai....!!! kamaal karr diya aapne. Accountant ke dil mein bhi pyaar hota hai...ise padkar saari duniya jaan jayegi anyatha accountants ko log "BORE" evam "UN_ROMANTIC" kism ka insaan samajhtien hain.

Anonymous said...

kya bat hai boss, mujhe lagta hai apko accountancy se bahut pyar hai...koi bat nahi apke pyar ki accounting chalti rahe..........aur hum jaiso ko kuchh inspiration milti rahe......wahhhh!!! maza agya......

vikash said...

FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE MY FAVOURITE LINES

"JIS S BHI BATEIN KARTA HUN KUCH ANBAN SI LAGTI HAIN,
KAANTO SE KYA GILA KAROO HAR CHEEZ CHUBHAN SI LAGTI HAIN"

**ARUN MITTLE(ADBHUT)**

Dear,
WHENEVER I TRIED TO REMEMBER MY FEW SWEET MEMORIES. I CANN'T FORGET THOSE DAYS WHICH I HAVE ENJOYED WITH YOU AND OUR GROUP. AND IF WE SEE TODAYS SENARIO WE ALL ARE HERE AND THERE BUT THE RECOLLECTION OF THE MEMORIES ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU DEAR.
AND IT IS REALLY A GREAT PLEASURE TO BE A PART OF ANY ONE'S LIFE. THANK YOU BHAI ALL THIS.

VIKASH SHARMA

vandna said...

such an adhbut convergence of accts and love is only expected from u. awesome.

yogesh said...

sir
poem is so much nice and intersting but read karte hue ek idea aaya hai ki can you convert this poem in ghaskhari chand bcos these terinologies of accounts is match with ghanaksiri chand. May be i am thinking wrong but u can do anything in poems sir.

neha said...

nice love letter sir...good combi sir accounts and love together...keep it up...

कुलदीप "अंजुम" said...

वाह वाह
अद्भुत जी अद्भुत रचना
मज़ा आ गया

ABHIJIT SINGH said...

sir wah wah..bahut hi bhadiya poem hai.. apni girl phirend ko zarur sunaunga.. no doubt a toto laugh ride.. hats off to you sir..

suny said...

bhai waah.......maja aa gaya......... daad dena chaahoonga is prem patra ke lekhak ko jisne behad "commercially" shabdon ka "stock collection" istemaal kiya hai.

suny said...
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suny said...

shrimaan Arun ji , aapko badhaai aur dhanyavaad aesi rachna ke liye.

Sudhanshu said...

JST JST JST JST JST JST JST JST..............AB WOT SAY SIR?
JST AUSSSUMMM!!!!!!

kashmir said...

accoumting ke chakkar me ham kabhi na padte dilsaj
jo na padha hota tumhara ye prempatra aaj

Nirmla Kapila said...

ये तो अच्छा हुया कि मेरे पति देव एकांम्टेन्सी केमाहिर हैं वर्ना मेरे लिये भी समझना मुश्किल हो जाता वैसे बहुत अद्भुत रचना है अद्भुत साहिब बधाई

kbsingh said...

Good one!Actually nice poem on a dry subject like a/c.Hope some1 will see u as a TANGIBLE ASSET and give u IPO (Initial PREM offer) for MERGER!

Rajender Chauhan said...

Bahut badiya....keep it up..

Rgds,
Rajender
http://rajenderblog.blogspot.com

ricky said...

Excellent stuff!!!!!!!!!
Need 2 have a lot of knowledge of accountancy for it........
written in a hilariously funny way.....
Bravo Sir.........

Vineet Raj Goel said...

awesome job ...........
loved it a lot nd laughed a lot.......

poonam said...

vah..kya love letter h

manpreet said...

Arun ji,
Bahut badiya kavita hai, Waqeya dil khush ho gaya.Apko dhero badai

Akanksha Mehra said...

awesome creation sir.
Congrats.i really liked it.u r great sir ,u make the difficult accounts terms much more easier to understand for ppl like me .
Thank you

amit said...

wat a lov letter sir nd lots of inspiration in this latter

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